so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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