So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
