Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
