Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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