I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
