i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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