Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
