Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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