dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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