white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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