You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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