Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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