butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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