I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I need water and some morals
i believe in u and ur pee
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
