:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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