just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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