Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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