she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Girls should come with a carfax report
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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