Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Do you remember whose house we're in?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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