My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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