Nicole vs. Life
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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