i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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