Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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