Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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