yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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