week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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