I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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