And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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