New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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