I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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