Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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