oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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