I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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