Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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