His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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