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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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