She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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