So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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