I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i can't believe i had my finger in that
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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