Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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