I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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