This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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