Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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