They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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