Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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