and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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