Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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