But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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