Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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