I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
i think i just lost a toe
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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