but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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