are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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